Drink The Poison Lightly

I knew it seemed to easy to get rid of them…

I was expecting them to be gone by EARLY yesterday, for good. Didn’t happen. Then I was expecting them to be gone by EARLY today… Hasn’t happened. They haven’t done ANYTHING today but yell and scream at each other, park the uhaul in the grass in the front yard, which he KNOWS he’s not suppose to park on the grass, and complain that my laundry took two turns in the dryer to dry.. 

I am going to be so pissed if they don’t get everything done today, because he has to go back to work tomorrow, and the uhaul is going back today whether they are done with it or not. So with him working all week, and not having a truck, they’ll be here for another whole week. NOT ACCEPTABLE.

Blah… Oh and the female tried to take all the old Disney VHS tapes my mother in law is saving for if I ever have kids. HA! Not happening. 

Woohoo!

Made an unplanned trip to the EX-roommates’ new place with the MIL. [I thought we were only going to Walmart, but we ended up at their apt.] They’re not staying the night their tonight because they slacked off and only got one truck load moved and their bed wasn’t in it. And that’s a completely new thing that pisses me off. They had my mother-in-law rent them a uhaul, which she paid for so they’d get it all done today… and guess what. they didn’t. they sat around for 2 hours after they got it before they even started loading it, so MIL is going to have to pay for another day so they can use it again tomorrow to move the bed…

But, THEY’RE MOVING OUT, so I am still happy! 

Funny side note: they live in the exact apartment that my cousin use to live in… only now it’s painted BRIGHT purple inside. Well, not really bright purple, but it’s definitely ugly purple..

Roommates ARE moving out! My fears of this falling apart at the last minute did not come true! YIPPIE!! 

THEY HAVE THE KEYS!!

They can’t physically move in until Saturday, but holy hell I am so excited! And woohoo, Female roommate is one of those people who started packing the day they turned their applications in, so they WILL be moved in this weekend!

Hooray! Hooray! Hurrah! I am finally going to HATE my life a little less!

I don’t believe in God anymore, but if I did, this would be the part that I thanked Him endlessly until they were completely gone!

Roommates OFFICIALLY have a new apartment! 

Move in date is November 5th. I think I am more excited about them moving out than I would be if I were moving out. No, that’s probably not true. But Holy Crap, I haven’t been this excited in a long long time!

The male roommate and his brother and friends went hunting last night. I guess there was a fight, a lot of drinking, and a threat of guns being pulled that happened. One of the brothers called Cindy [my mother in law] to go pick him up at 5 this morning. I’m not going to get into the story, because honestly I couldn’t give any less of a shit than I do already..

But now, the mom of the male roommate and the brothers [Zane’s aunt who her and I have a mutual hatred towards each other] is here to get one side of this three sided story. 

The male roommate’s brother says, in the middle of their screaming match, “I had like 4, maybe 5 beers, I was 100% sober!” I laughed so extremely hard! I can’t help but laugh at their stupidity on a regular basis, but this one was pretty funny!

I swear, some people should never be allowed to drink. They can never drink without some kind of huge, stupid, explosion happening.

Today I spent all day finishing the organization of my iTunes. I took a few breaks here and there, but I would say that 80% of my day was consumed by looking up album art, years, track info, names, etc. It’s still not 100% done, because I got lazy. The last couple hours I spent on it I got tired of checking EVERY album to see if the info it has was correct, so I just fixed the ones that had no album art. Maybe some time soon I’ll go back in and try to fix everything again… we’ll see.

Yesterday, well, it was a day. In the morning I sat in my room and listened to my roommates fight. Female was recently diagnosed with Cervical Cancer, and male was suppose to take her to her appointment in the AM, but last minute he decided to be his normal self and not take her. After an hour of screaming, slamming doors, walking out the door, and leaving their 1 year old baby alone while they fought, he finally ended up taking her. Then after her appointment she writes on facebook “Oh he was mean to be but when he says he’s sorry, I feel like a princess” or something to that ridiculous effect. I have no idea why they’re still together. They hate each other 90% of the day, but I guess that 10% when they’re nice to each other beats out the rest. I swear she has battered woman syndrome. He doesn’t beat her physically, but emotionally he beats the living shit out of her. I just get tired of listening to them fight and him calling her a Stupid Whore all morning, then read about how much she misses and loves him 20 minutes later when he leaves for work.

After all that crap calmed down, Cindy and I went to run some errands. Had to buy a HUGE box from the post office to fit all the stuff in that she needed to send, then it ended up being too big and we had to got somewhere else to get packing peanuts. Then the second place ended up just cutting down the box she already had and we had to go back to the post office and wait in line again… it was a long process that cost a whole lot of money. It’s expensive to ship heavy items, in big boxes, fast, and insured!! She ended up paying about $80!

Then we went to Walmart and I got some tool to make some tutus for my friend’s daughter’s birthday! I can’t wait to see pictures of her in them! I can’t wait to meet her, but I’m not sure when they’ll be back in Oregon :/ I had to go to Game Stop for Zane. I had to trade a game he already bought because it was scratched, then buy him 2 more games. Good-bye husband. I wont be seeing him for a while. By then it was lunch time. MMM Mongolian BBQ :] Delicious!

The rest of the night was pretty calm. I cleaned up a bit of the house, had to mop all the floors because now that it’s cold and rainy outside the dogs have started peeing in the house [that’s the ONLY thing I like about the hardwood floors, easy to clean]. And that put me in a cleaning mood, so I cleaned the roommates mess up in the kitchen, even their rotten disgusting baby bottles that made me want to puke.

It’s now 9:30 and I’m about to go to bed. Sabrina starts her externship tomorrow and the kids will be here at 6 instead of 7, so I need to get a little extra sleep. Although, I’ll probably just take a nap with them after the get dropped off. :] I <3 my job sometimes… now hopefully she’ll get hired somewhere soon so she can start paying me more than $30 a week… 

Zane and I couldn’t sleep last night. Not sure why, we were both tired, just couldn’t fall asleep. We laid in bed until about 1:30 when we finally started falling asleep. I don’t know about him, but I was up every hour or so, for absolutely no reason. It was a rough night. He got up at 5 [which is sleeping in for him] and went to work. I couldn’t fall back asleep, even though I was extremely tired.

Sabrina showed up late again. It was almost 7:30 by the time they got here. Lydia was awake which made me sad because it meant I couldn’t take a nap. We watched Spongebob, and then Monkey Trouble [circa 1994, with Thora Birch]. I could tell she was tired, and she kept asking for a Popsicle, so I told her if she took a nap, I’d give her one when she woke up… She was out like a light within minutes. 

Viviann woke up while Lydia was napping. She is teething and has a fever, so she was not a happy girl. I got her to eat a little, and kept her calm for most of the morning, but at about 11, when Lydia woke back up, Viviann lost it. She had a horrible, no good, very bad day. She slept off and on which helped me keep my sanity, because when she was awake, she was screaming and demanding attention. Wouldn’t sit in her chair or walker, didn’t want to crawl or sit anywhere or do anything. Even when I was holding her she was still cranky. :/ Poor Kid. Sabrina picked them up early to take her to the doctor. She said she thinks she has ear infections, maybe. 

After they left, I did the dishes [not sure why since none of them were mine]. I finished the laundry, cleaned the room and watched Limitless. Zane came home and went straight to his video games [surprise-surprise] but he said he has plans for us this weekend… who knows what that might mean. 

The roommates mom and brother showed up and as usual there was a huge yelling match that made me want to stab eyeballs. But thankfully it didn’t last long. And on the funny/awesome side. Zane play hit the mom [his aunt] in the eye and gave her a black eye and made her bleed. That made me happy. [If you didn’t know, we HATE each other]

Now it’s just about 8 o’clock. My eyes are heavy and all I want to do is curl up and read some Hunger Games until I pass out. Too bad I finished the books and can’t get into any other books yet, because my mind is still stuck in Panem, with Katniss and Peeta. Zane’s still playing games so I wont be able to sleep anytime soon, unless I just completely zonk out. [which may happen] I guess it’s iPod relaxin’ time.

THANK GOD it was the female, I’m pretty sure I would have to gouge my eyes out if it were the male.

After my post about them never cleaning up after themselves yesterday, The female roommate got up and cleaned the whole house today. Good Job Female! She did an exceptionally good job too. 

The only downside to her cleaning up, is for the next week or two, she’s going to complain any time anyone makes any kind of mess. She’s going to bitch and talk shit when people don’t rinse their dishes off, even though most of the dirty dishes will be hers, her bfs, and their kids. She’ll have a hissy fit the first time the dogs drop some food on the floor, even though her daughter walks around throwing food out of her walker 24/7. She’ll go complain to Cindy the first time there’s water on the bathroom floor either from the shower or the dogs, even though after they shower/bathe it’s like a swamp in there…

Ugh. I was a little excited that the house was clean at first, but now I’m just dreading the next 2 weeks. 

Under these ridiculous circumstances, I act like a 5 year old in a fight. 

Since the last blow up huge fight we all had, I decided I was going to do NOTHING, just to prove to everyone how much I actually did around the house. 

• I use to clean up the living room, no matter how messy it was, because I had kids coming over everyday for me to babysit. I quit doing that and just started keeping the kids in my room.
• I use to straighten up the kitchen. I hardly ever did a super deep clean in there, because it only lasted a couple minutes, then it was trashed again. I quit doing that. Although I do wash whatever dishes I cook with, and still use my own dishes that don’t go in the kitchen, to eat with. 
• I use to keep the bathroom pretty clean, I don’t do that anymore.
• I use to do the “household” laundry. I’d wash the towels that accumulated in the bathroom, washed the random shirt or socks that showed up. I’d take the dirty clothes people left in the bathroom and put them in the basket in the laundry room. I quit doing that too. 

The only thing I do now is sweep the floor. The house is always a mess. Although, I must admit the past week it’s been less messy because male roommate finally got a job and is gone a lot. When I do sweep the floor, I don’t pick up other people’s stuff. I don’t just sweep around it, I pick it up, sweep, then put it back down. Call me a child if you want, but I don’t care anymore. I spend ZERO time in the rest of the house, aside from the bathroom and the occasional time I use the kitchen. ZERO of the mess in the house is mine, so I don’t feel I should clean it, and I don’t. 

On a side “I hate my roommates” note: they get food stamps and buy food as their rent. Apparently they are required to buy $300 worth of food, for the house. They went shopping last night and this morning Cindy mentioned that they had got their monthly food.. for one, there’s hardly any food in the kitchen. and for two, I found their receipt from last night which was only about $190 worth of food, and most of it is Baby Food. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think that is considered house food… so yeah, I’m still pissed. I still hate my roommates. I still cannot stand living here. But I feel a lot better now that I’m not cleaning up their messes everyday. I just can’t have people over out of fear of embarrassment of how trashy my living arrangement are. 

Well, I’m off to the store again because I need to buy more damn laundry soap. Didn’t I just do this the other day? Oh Yeah! I Did! and I bought 2 of the 60oz. bottles. Which is apparently suppose to wash more than 100 loads of laundry. Well, it’s gone. NO, I did not wash every piece of fabric I own, my god damn roommates used it to wash EVERYTHING they own. 

I know it’s something trivial, but it really pisses me off. They buy nothing for themselves. Cindy buys everything for the house. Shampoo and Conditioner, Laundry Stuff, Garbage Bags, Toothpaste, Hand Soap, Cleaning supplies [not that they ever clean]. But Zane and I buy our own of everything. We don’t use the “community-household items” that Cindy buys, because we feel like she shouldn’t have to buy everything for everyone.

So, I guess Cindy hadn’t bought any laundry soap recently so they decided to use mine. I feel like I am justified in being mad about this, and Zane agrees, which doesn’t happen too often when I’m fighting with them. My laundry soap is one of the only things that we don’t hide in our bedroom. We have our own shelf in the laundry room that has only our stuff on it, and I felt like I could leave it out there without it being used. well, I was wrong, and I’m mad. That’s like $20 down the drain, quite literally. 

As much as I hate my roommates, I absolutely love their Goofy Little Spawn…

Apparently there was a HUGE Thunder and Lightening storm this morning, and Zane and I slept right through it. The one day we don’t have to be up at 4, is the day there’s a awesomely huge storm. My mother-in-law said it sounded like airplanes were landing in the back yard. I got on Facebook after I got up and EVERYONE was talking about being woken up by the noise and such. Zane and I were not even aware it happened. Weird. Our bodies must be getting use to blocking out noise in order to sleep since we have to do so with our noisy, rude ass roommates. 

P.S. Gabey, Thanks for letting me steal your pic.

I started this post with a lot on my mind. I wanted to write about what’s been going on, but there’s not really much going on.

• Zane is home and I love it, but it’s summer time and who knows, he could be headed out again tomorrow. :/ He’s making good money, and it’s helping out a lot right now, but I’m not sure it’s worth being alone so much. 
• My roommates are still assfaces, and I still want to stab them with rusty, diseased pieces of metal. They’ve been gone a lot lately, which is good, but when they’re home, they’re just as despicable as ever. 
• I haven’t been babysitting much lately, and I’m thinking about getting a seasonal job instead. Toys R Us emailed the other day reminding me to apply [they do that for anyone who’s ever been a seasonal employee]. I liked working there, and I was thinking about taking a night crew job, stocking shelves and cleaning up after the store closes. Who knows… maybe I’ll try for a completely different store. I hated Toys R Us’ uniforms.
• I still don’t have a license. I still want one, but I’m still deathly terrified of driving. I have been reading the manual, though that isn’t going to help me get over my fear.